May Dede Ako, Pare! » Wapu http://www.maydedeakopare.com Dakkel, dakkel naman | Philippines Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:22:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Maligayang Pasko http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/12/25/maligayang-pasko/ http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/12/25/maligayang-pasko/#comments Fri, 26 Dec 2008 02:01:24 +0000 Dr.Orly http://www.maydedeakopare.com/?p=80 Maligayang pasko po sa inyong lahat.

December 25 din nagsimula ang website na ito.

Salamat po sa lahat ng visitors at sa lahat ng hindi visitors nito.

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]]> http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/12/25/maligayang-pasko/feed/ 0 Ang Misteryo ng Nawawalang Mandy Moore CD Collection sa Philippines http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/08/28/ang-misteryo-ng-nawawalang-mandy-moore-cd-collection-sa-philippines/ http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/08/28/ang-misteryo-ng-nawawalang-mandy-moore-cd-collection-sa-philippines/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:58:44 +0000 Dr.Orly http://www.maydedeakopare.com/?p=48 Isang video na nagpapakitang hindi isport si Mike Phelps:

http://view.break.com/561068 – Watch more free videos

Hehehe! Joke lang. Pero iniisip ko lang kung ito rin ba ang dahilan kung bakit nawala ang mahiwagang Mandy Moore CD Collection.

Ikaw. Oo ikaw nga, ang nag-iisa kong fan. Alam mo ba ang misteryong bumabalot sa CD Collection na nawawala?

Hindi? Hindi ba ang nadinig ko? O wala ka na? My one and only, dearest fan.

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]]> http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/08/28/ang-misteryo-ng-nawawalang-mandy-moore-cd-collection-sa-philippines/feed/ 0 Ang Magnanakaw ng Celine Dion CD Collection http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/08/13/ang-magnanakaw-ng-celine-dion-cd-collection/ http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/08/13/ang-magnanakaw-ng-celine-dion-cd-collection/#comments Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:10:31 +0000 Dr.Orly http://www.maydedeakopare.com/?p=41 BPI Branch Manager: Masasagasaan ang pusaaaa!!!! Noooo!!!!
Tarzan: Aaaahahaaaahaaa
Yellow Cap: Hay, sino kaya ang mananalo sa PInoy Idol? Manalo sana si Ram Chaves. Gwapo pa naman siyang tulad ni Piolo.
Photo Credit: MICHAEL KAPPELER/AFP/Getty Images
Photo Credit: MICHAEL KAPPELER/AFP/Getty Images

Ah! Wag mong kamayin! Gumamit ka ng tiyaneeh!
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Ang laki laki!
Oo nga! Ang haba haba pa!
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Ha? Sino ang kumuha ng Celine Dion CD Collection ko??!!
Jennifer!!! Si Jennifer!! Mommy, nawawala si JEN-NI-FER!
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Photo Credit: Getty Images
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Group hug…group hug. Tayo bilis group hug. Hmmm. Sa akin siya.
Photo Credit: FRANCOIS-XAVIER MARIT
Photo Credit: FRANCOIS-XAVIER MARIT/AFP
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Isa lang. Isa lang ang hindi bading sa group hug namin.
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Photo Credit: FRANCOIS-XAVIER MARIT/AFP
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Jones: Wag kang maingay!
Tarzan: Este, isa lang! Isaaa ang bading ditoo!
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]]> http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/08/13/ang-magnanakaw-ng-celine-dion-cd-collection/feed/ 0 Ang Laki-laki Naman ng Dede Mo Pre! http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/07/07/ang-laki-laki-naman-ng-dede-mo-pre/ http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/07/07/ang-laki-laki-naman-ng-dede-mo-pre/#comments Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:05:11 +0000 Dr.Orly http://www.maydedeakopare.com/?p=26 Ang laki-laki naman ng dede mo pare! Pahawak naman!
Oo nga eh.

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Photo Credit: RYAN PIERSE/AFP/Getty Images

And they lived happily ever after…?

Photo Credit: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images
Photo Credit: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images

Wait…

Saging! Saging kayo diyan! Trenta lang! May free kayong balls.

Photo Credit: AP Photo/Anja Niedringhaus
Photo Credit: AP Photo/Anja Niedringhaus

Ha! Saging! Cute boy, pagbilhan ng huge and firm banana mo!

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Photo Credit: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images

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]]> http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/07/07/ang-laki-laki-naman-ng-dede-mo-pre/feed/ 1 Bawal at Wrung http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/05/28/bawal-at-wrung/ http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/05/28/bawal-at-wrung/#comments Thu, 29 May 2008 02:28:31 +0000 Dr.Orly http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/05/28/bawal-at-wrung/ Bawal

Weakling lang ang gumagawa ng 2nd account. Pramis! Kaya ito, gumawa ako ng isa pang account sa friendster. Ito ang makulit repa, ininvite ko pa ang sarili ko. Ayos!

Nainterview ako ni Helen Vela kung bakit ko ginawa ito.

Helen Vela : Dearest Orly, ano ba ang pinag-gagawa mo sa buhay mo?
Dr.Orly : Dearest Helen, naguguluhan ako sa tanong mo. Pakiulit.
Helen Vela : Nagdurugo ang puso ko habang binabasa ko ang friendster mo. Lalo na tinignan ko ang Recently Added Friends mo. Hindi pa puno ang friends mo anak, bakit gumawa ka ng isa pang account? Hindi mo na ba kami mahal?

* pinag-gagawa – hindi ko sigurado kung salitang Filipino. Hybrid na salita yata sa pagitan ng ilocano – tagalog o pangasinan – tagalog.

Wrung

Prof: Wrung!
Student: Eh sir…
Prof: Wrung!
Student: Niresearch ko iyan sir.
Prof: Wrung!
Student: Sir naman, tinignan ko na sa lahat ng libro.
Prof: Wruuuung!
Student: …
Prof: Very wrung.
Srudent: …?
Prof: Wrung!
Prof: Wrung! Wrung! Wrung! Ekis! Ekis! Ekiiiiis!

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]]> http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/05/28/bawal-at-wrung/feed/ 0 Ang Wapu Wapu ni Sam http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/01/01/ang-wapu-wapu-ni-sam/ http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/01/01/ang-wapu-wapu-ni-sam/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:33:49 +0000 Dr.Orly http://www.maydedeakopare.com/2008/01/01/ang-wapu-wapu-ni-sam/ Ang wapu ni Sam Milby! Ampula-pula ng lips niya. Cute niya sobra magsalita. Pagkagaling galing pa mag-english! Perfect ang smile niya. E-e-e-e-e-e-h!

Siya nga pala, gwapo din ni Rustom noon. Ganoon din naman si Piolo.

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